My life in Tudor England

I think if I have lived in Tudor time I would be fat man with great overweith and disgusting smell. My daily routine would be simple. I`ll get up at 5 o`clock then I`ll go to the pig`s dish to wash my face. After that I would go to the fields and dig or do the normal peasent work. At lunch time I would eat the things i brought with me - cheese, onion, bread and of course salt and red peper for taste. Next I will countinue with my work (it is boring daily routine, I know but this is the excursize). At the end I`ll go back home where my fat and ugly wife is waiting me with my smell disgusting children. After that we seat together on the small table and eat the fat food wich is too "awesome". And finaly I`ll go to bed and dream stupid things.